Eat a thong

Literally
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!

I was doing an eat a thong with my gf
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!

Eat a peach

To eat ass all day!

Shayna can really eat a peach!!

Niggas gotta eat

Comparing a sexual urge to the importance of eating to stay alive.

“bro I tapped old mate on Tuesday, I shouldn’t have but ‘niggas gotta eat’

eat cereal

eat poop and (kids)semen

i eat cereal out here ass

eat uranium day

on june 1st eat uranium day is a day where you can eat uranium without the feds stopping you

Man: it's june 1st its eat uranium day horray

eating it awful

to eat something so often it just doesnt taste good anymore

Dude 1: "Man i usually love spaghetti, but i unintentionally was eating it awful."
Dude 2: " Damn man, same thing happened to me with doritos, shit aint good anymore.

Eat A Brick

An inconspicuous way of telling you to kill yourself.

Go Eat a brick