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When you're hitting the bitch from the back and haven't nutted in a long time, so you flip her over and give her the old Serbian Fire Hose. Hot, warm cum smacks her across the face, like firemen saving a family from a burning house fire.
Jim: Hey Karen, why do you have an eye patch on today?
Karen: Michael gave me The Serbian Fire Hose last night.
Some see it as a spiritual symbol from sightings in witch mountains to the words of the tora. It's said to have existed before the beginning of time, and it also used as a term to refer to tobacco disease. It has a lot of broad meaning it's even used as Starfire's older sister's name in Teen Titans. But in general it's simply a persona or a way to describe something Cool, attractive, abstract and mysterious. Something you'd call a calm yet fisty person as a compliment. Also a literal term for dim/dark fire with no light shining through it.
Examples:
Person 1- "Have you seen the chick?"
Person 2- "Ya she's a total Black Fire."
Example two-
*When you find a real blue sapphire*
Person- "Woah that's almost as rare as a natural black Fire"
When 2 or more people get under a blanket and fuck each other until one of them starts to urinate.
Brian and Michaela wanted to cuddle by the fire, as they wanted to have sex under a blanket until one of them started urinating.
the definition for the first american moon landing
"i think the fire hydrant was fake"
Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.
Don't trip on that fire hydrant!
I couldn't see your short ass behind that fire hydrant!
The action of a male telling a partner during intercourse to close their eyes because he is about to ejaculate upon their face. After the said partner is on their knees with their eyes closed the male proceeds to urinate excessively while erect. The urine travels at a high velocity and drenches the partner to their surprise.
Frenchy: “Yo dude I heard you pulled a fire hydrant on Emerson last night!”
Josh: “Yeah man I pissed all over his face! He can’t even see today! He was drowning!”
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joke don't call that
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
me: oh, go AWAY then
woman: call 702-374-2830 for free pizza
me: oh
me: *get free pizza*
me: yumm
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE