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Large size nuggets of marijuana
King Kong ku on the go hit me up
Said after a statement to make your statement the most viable and thus making the other persons statement null and void.
"I love you more, king ace no higher!
King of Sweden in the early 1700s', was crowned King when he was a teenager. Denmark, Poland, and Russia then all declared war on Sweden. Despite the triple alliance thinking they'd have an easy time of conquering Sweden, turned out little Charles was a military genius and opened a can of whoop-ass on Denmark and Poland, and was defeated in Ukraine by the Russians in winter. He died when he looked out of a trench and got shot in the head by a sniper.
King Charles XII personally held the gates of Krakow open so that his entire army could flood the city.
Such an amazing school, teached here for several cucumbers.
Joe: King Harold Academy is an amazing school, no child has mugged me here!
Eesa: Who's Joe?
A sexual act that involves a Japanese Flag, a Tupperware container, and a crown made out of Tamagotchis
Logan: Me and my partner are thinking of spicing up our sex life- any ideas?
Ray: Oh! Trying taking them to Japanese Burger King.
Yolo Swag King is the right had man of Bro Shizxl, actually he is made of sand that morphed into a human in the year 934 AD. He was the first to join Bro Shizxl's gang of thugs club, because gangs aren't aloud. When Bro Shizxl became president of China, Yolo Swag King was named President of United States of America around 1524. Yolo Swag King is the second best rapper in the world especially when it comes to freestyles, here is a lyric from one of his raps, Had like 37 dogs killed em all put em in logs now thats where I take my dumps right over there in those tree trunks. He is the Bro Shizxl gang of thugs club representative at the gang club assembly. At one point Yolo Swag King generated powers and could become a horse for some reason.
Yolo Swag King is legit epic.
Yolo Swag King's new album is straight fire.
An alcoholic beverage made with a 25-cent King Kullen brand canned soda and a flavored vodka -- ie: chocolate flavored vodka and King Kullen cream soda
"Man, I was totally messed up last night. Those King Kullen Killas went down like water."