may 7th

the day mi amor was born 😩💍

Girl one: Hey whats today?

Me:mi amors birthday 💍 May 7th 😍

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7th July

1. The worst day of my life. Commonly misnamed '7/7' to make it easier to remember for fucking brain dead wankers that weren't there. A terrorist incident where a few fucked up wankers decided to kill ordinary people in London for some obscure fucked up reason to do with religion. Here's a message for all you 'wannabe emotional victims' Stop trying to define what you know sod all about!

I would rather like it if all the sad, pathetic, emotional retards that have no real life, and were not involved in the incidents would refrain from trying to define what they know fuck all about.

"where were you on 7th July"
"sitting in my office in Tavistock square, now Fuck off I don't want to talk about it...you CUNT!"

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The 7th sense

Another sex song by nct

Person 1: the 7th sense!
Person 2: you mean that sex song from nct?
Person 1: aren’t they all sex songs?

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7th grader

they think they are all cool and stuff but they are just getting how "babys are made" and as a resalt they make stuped, sexest jokes and have the resonig capabiltys of a brick and they frigin' bug the heck out of high schoolersand they cruse wenever posibal.
I am in 7th grade and I am not like that
1. I were lose-cut jeans (not skinnyjeans)
2. I hate (exepeped for Muse) any music made befor the '90s.
3. I care about my masculin aperence.

7th grader 1: I just lernd were babys come for!
7th grader 2: me too!
high schooler: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

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January 7th

The day everyone does a famous TikTok dance at school.

On January 7th, everyone must think of or find a famous TikTok dance and dance to it at school.

Remember to remind yourself and your friends!

person 1: *at school* Hey! Guess what today is!
Person 2: January 7th?
Person 1: It’s do a TikTok dance at school day!
Person 2: ohh!! Yea let’s do it!

*everyone dances to a famous dance from TikTok*

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September 7th

National "Make out with your family" day! Today's the day to show you parents how much you really love them :))

Mom, dad, can we make out this September 7th?

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May 7th

The day when sHit happens and the miss on your roof judges you and sends it’s email to the moss god which reigns over the religion with the ivory bear jr god

Fuck me iTS May the seventh

The worst/holiest day of the year

May 7th

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