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brain on a stick

An intelligent person who lacks emotion or social skills.

David aced the GMAT's but at parties he's just a brain on a stick, standing in the corner pretending to examine the ficus.

by billg August 31, 2005

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brain bucket

A type of motorcycle helmet that enables motorcycle riders to be in compliance with the law where helmets are required, but offers inadequate protection, about that of a bicycle helmet

When he wrecked his motorcycle, he still got his face scraped up and his jaw broken because he was only wearing a brain bucket instead of a full face helmet

by Cloudchaser Sakonige April 11, 2010

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Brain Shart

Worse than a brain fart, a brain shart has far worse consequences. A brain shart is doing something completely idiotic but in a key situation, or in a way that brings about serious repercussions.

Who can ever forget Chris Webber's brain shart in the 1993 NCAA championship game in which he called a timeout when his team had none, thereby getting a techinical foul and giving UNC the crown.

Because of a colossal brain shart on air in front of millions, Imus is out of a job and out on his can.

by Mavericklax4 April 27, 2007

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brain chatter

a. High intensity inner monologue (in some cases dialogue) that distracts or interrupts activities in the external world.

b. Source of artistic inspiration; often brilliant, sometimes hard to keep pace with.

c. Stuff going on in your head that suggests you should maybe get a second opinion (other than yourself) about your mental well-being.

x: Um, so would that be a yes or a no?

y: Oh, did you say something? Brain chatter going high volume there. Sorry. What was the question?

x: Will you marry me?

y: Oooo โ€“ hey, can I get back to you on that? It's really busy in here right now and I'm missing part of what they're saying.

by escuchon May 13, 2008

33๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brain Hiccup

Referring to the mental block that occurs when in contact with the person that bends your brain.

Trippin' just from her prescence, my brain hiccuped, and all i could say was "uh-ahh-eh-bah..hi ".

by h0mosaywut November 14, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alien Brain

(n) When the male scrotum is viewed upside down, resembling a brain of an extraterrestrial, or alien.

Wow mom look at THAT alien brain!!!

by Matthew Pablo September 3, 2006

54๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


finals brain

it happens during the end of the semester when you're studying for finals and say stupid shit

I'm gonna need some powerbull to get through the night... I mean red bull. Sorry, finals brain.

by ultimatefailure April 27, 2017