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The most gay religion on the face of the earth. if shit happens they think its their fault. They think they should go to confession all the time. my school is catholic. its gay
Catholic Guilt is a disease
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the catholic church is not one of the lost books of the bible as they would lead to believe... the catholic church is the help of those unable to enter the congregation of the LORD by want of disposition. it's aim is to help others to have fulfilled laws old and new testaments written in there hearts ... it is for those who have no spiritual father. basically it is so so you can be accepted by the community of cristiandom .. if you are a bastard you cannot be accepted into the congregation of the LORD until you have fulfilled all ten generations the catholics work as a people to help those who must learn in completeness the law of there beliefs ... the church simply represents that... it basically means the fulfillment with the help of the catholic church of all ten generations so that any one can enter the tabernacle of the LORD
the creation of the catholic church... a guy died martyred his cause for 1000 years in jesus generation to create the catholic church he being the old testament and jesus being the new ... that essentially was how the catholic began..
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Catholic memorial is a private all boy Catholic school located in west Roxbury Massachusetts. There’s a lot of fags at this school so I’m sure they enjoy being around only boys all day but some of the people there are chill. They get there ass beat in every sport by xaverian brotherhood high school which is the nemesis in sports.
Joe: yo we are playing against Catholic memorial in hockey I heard they are nasty at puck.
Matt: No Catholic memorial is the worst team in the Catholic conference those kids lose to Xaverian and get checked into the boards at hockey games by xaverian a lot.
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A school in San Antonio known for its drugged up, hormonal, wimpy teenage boys. This school is guaranteed to fail all of your expectations of a school that costs thousands of dollars to go to, unless your expectation is to be buttraped in the ass everyday. Bending over to pick up a pencil is, quite literally, not worth a Central Catholic student’s time: not because they are all spoiled rich white kids who vape all day, but because Jorge is always on the prowl for some fresh teenage virginity to steal and you will get AIDs, along with whatever fungus is growing in between his legs.
If you are a homosexual, spoiled, teenage boy looking to hook up with other teenage boys that go to Central or Incarnate Word, then this is the place for you.
Hey man, wanna go have gay sex with those Central Catholic kids?
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Worst school ever. Mr Ross is a virgin
Red bank Catholic has fat teachers
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A person who only attends mass on Christmas and Easter.
Observing his larger than usual Easter congregation, Father Dick took the opportunity to deliver a little dig. ".....and it's so nice to see my C & E Catholics this morning. We see so little of you, that when you do attend mass we have to break out the Ritz crackers"
(Practicing Catholics look down on C & E 's taking communion.)
This is a true story. And yes, his name WAS Father Dick.
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A private secondary school hidden around a farm, located in the Western Sydney area. The religion practiced is Roman Catholicism. The school is racially diverse and (oddly enough) religiously diverse. All the rich, cookie-cutter ghetto's go here and it's better than its neighbouring high schools like St Clair High or Erskine Park High which is merely filled with bogan junkies and eshays or eshlads. The juniors are real feral degenerates. Teachers are chill and lit but the admins give the biggest dirties.
Example 1
Mr. N: Good morning, Emmaus Catholic College.
All: Good morning, Mr N.
Mr. N: *presents a 20 minute long speech*
Example 2
Person: so what school do you go to?
Emmaus student: Emmaus Catholic College.
Person: ... the fuck is that?
Emmaus student: it's a school isolated from the outside world. The school is full of Mac Fags.