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Very Fucking Confused

The self-given nickname of Adam Stanheight.

Adam: MY NAME ISVERY FUCKING CONFUSED,” WHAT’S YOUR NAME!?

by 64SilverEyes October 30, 2023


Rabbanian's Law of Confusion

Started out as a theory, but over the years has developed into a law: If you can't tell, it's always a man.

The bros were walking through the gay parade on Halloween and were overwhelmed by all the tits, when one of them remembered Rabbanian's Law of Confusion. They were all on high alert and realized any pair of those juicy titties could easily be accompanied by a set of dick and balls down low.

by Moseymose July 7, 2017


Confusing

NCT 2020

Wow that was so confusing

by Straykids:) November 23, 2020


confusing

something that happens way too much during conversations

So........You is me?
No, Me is Me.
Oh, you is me but me is me
Wait no, what?
This is too confusing.
ok but you isn't you.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN

by bepboopbap April 22, 2024


Confusing

Not understanding something or how some people type...

Also women... I don't know how to talk to them Its very confusing ><
AND GOLDFISH?! THATS AN AMIRCAN SNACK?! THATS SO CONFUSING WHAT THE HELL?!

My American Friend: I'm so confused... Why do you spell color like Colour. you my friend are VERY confusing

My British self: why do you spell colour like Color?! same with you my confusing friend

by Jinx.luvs.bingus<3 June 8, 2022


confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.

Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.

by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009


Hoppel snatch confusion

This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.

Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023