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A copypasta that stems from a 2014 discussion on '4chan.' It is about a man in presumably the 18th Century defending his home from 4 intruders.
'Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.'
a abbreviation of "hidden wave", which can be made by beating Fallen Mode under 16:50 minutes, which is only used in Tower Defense Simulator, a game in roblox.
"Hey. I see you got Gladiator and Toxic gunner. Can you play HW (tower defense simulator) with me?"
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Look at those Civilian Defense Front guys. They're confederate wannabes who fuck their cousins.
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The t-shirt that every jewish person between the ages of 13-30 owns. Most commonly khaki and yellow print.
"Do you own an Israeli Defense Force shirt?"
"No."
"What? Are you sure you're a jew?"
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1. a harem of faggots that would sooner blow the opposition's offensive stars than actually play football
2. also known as Charlie Weiss' backyard butt-fucking buddies
Wow, the Notre Dame secondary defense tonight looks as confused as a 14-year-old gay kid!
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The government's way of saying "Fuck you!" to the Fourth Amendment.
Government: Hey, Fourth Amendment!
Fourth Amendment: What?
Government: I National Defense Authorization Act 2012'd your mom!
acronym for South Texas Zombie Defense
look up South Texas Zombie Defense
on myspace and join before they come
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