- Look at that diddle of dudes.
- I saw a diddle of dudes the other day
- I am in a diddle of dudes
when you’re trying to sound sarcastically like an old person
grandma: wall fiddl me diddl! dis is vunderfull!
grandpa: bah humbug! berry vunverful indeed!
The “Top Dog” of molestation, in the community of highly elite people.
“I heard Jeffrey Epstein was the King Diddle this month”
-Donald Trump
To masturbate with both hands.
"I asked her to send me a pic where she's diddling herself, and she told me she wouldn't have a free hand."
" Oh, she must double diddle."
When you don't have boost in rocket league/ammo in games
"I quite la diddle sum have no boost"
Slang: To be touched in an uncensensual manner. See also: diddling. Primarily used as a verb.
"Don't go in his basement you might get diddled"
preliminary activities before the act of the diddles. See Diddle Definition
man dude carter gave gabbie the best pre-diddle last night