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Having extreme blow-up's over small situations.
Chuck the Freak and Lisa are in the parking lot at 89X Studio's and Chuck has just accidentally hit the side of Lisa's car door with his car door.
Chuck: Oh Lisa, I'm so sorry about that!
Lisa: It's ok, it's not like I'm going to go all Dave Hunter on you.
Chuck (in his Leon the sex coach voice): Well then baby, Imma slather you in buttah and light you on fire. I might even pee on you, if you're lucky. *low sexy growl*"
Lisa: *Runs away*
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The product of an ageing man's relationship with a taiwanese pre-teen prostitute. The resulting lovechild, named dave after the ageing man's favourite previous sexual offence, was always destined to look like an oriental/white cross pollenation and wear thick rimmed glasses with lenses half the size of his eyes and be as boring as a day out at the house of commons. He has also taken on his father's love for under age girls of far eastern origin.
Who's going on the trip? taiwanese dave? there's no chance I'm going then. I'd rather sit at home and play with my chopsticks
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James Franco's adorable little brother. He's also known as Davey and as seen in Funny or Die videos. He's tries 232434 times less than Zac Efron and is 545345 times hotter.
"Did you see James and Dave Franco in those Funny or Die videos?"
"Yeah, they're hilarious."
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The EPITOME of awesomeness! Pure 80s radicalness that no modern "hip-hopper" will ever be able to surpass. Spinnaaaaz, flavor of the week ebonics, MTV videos with bling and other faggotry are no match for the Dave and all his underground toughness. Dave punches a fist of raw fockin' FURY right through all that wankery.
Devastatin Dave nailed my sister and didn't give a fuck. ... and I still think he's AWESOME!
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A double Dave is anything patriotic involving at least two penises.
I was singing God Bless America when my friend and I double Daved this chicks corn-hole.
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An extremely talented musician, Dave’s career started with the grunge band Nirvana. He had drummed the whole album, Nevermind, and helped to write Smells Like Teen Spirit. After Kurt Cobain’s death in early 1994, Dave went underground and made his own album. He was recruited by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, as well as Pearl Jam. He decided not to join. His album, which included him playing every instrument and singing, was found by a record label in 1995. He had gotten a band together, his album a professional mix, and it was released as the Foo Fighter’s debut album. Since then Dave had drummed an entire album for Queens of The Stone Age (You Are Free) and for Tenacious D.
"If I had a choice to bring John Bonham back to life and have him be my drummer I would say no 'cause Dave Grohl is an awesome drummer. (Dave) is really that good." - Kurt Cobain
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