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tea leaf

a jackass, retard, dumbass, unintelligent person, one who is ignorant and doesnt know any better.

person 1- did you understand that joke?
person 2- uhhh noooo, did you???
person 1- you friggin tea leaf.

by Ashrafistheman January 16, 2006

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leaf thief

someone who doesn't pay for there own pot

hey bro quit being a leaf thief and go buy your own jib

by S.J.24 March 16, 2011

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fuck a leaf

Canadian slang for an American girl or guy wanting to fuck a Canadian.

I still haven't crossed off fuck a leaf off of my bucket list we should go to Canada this summer.

by LAFD27 August 5, 2017

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go leafs go

to show support and acceptance of the most famous religon in canada, the Toronto maple leafs.

Outside of church, or Air Canada Centre, Bill proudly yelled "Go Leafs Go!"

by thepond97 August 18, 2011

60๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


dutch leaf-blower

A Dutch Leaf-Blower is an incredibly passionate and romanticised type of oral sex. Assuming the relationship is one of heterosexual nature, the female (traditionally) will perform ass-to-mouth on the male, lips must be locked around anal sphincter. The male proceeds with the act of flatulence into the female's mouth of whom receives and blows back the gaseous excrement with consistent force. The two give back and forth (like Serena vs Venus, Munich Grand Slam Final 1999 ) for an indefinite length of time.

"I knew she was a freak but when she offered me the Dutch Leaf-Blower I came in my CK briefs right away"
"Remember to eat a Korma beforehand, you're gonna need the gas"

by Herbert_the_Per...uvian December 19, 2014


Tripple serrated leaf

tripple serrated leafs have not been truely identified by botanist yet, but by a group of people from the skunk skool. Thought at first to be a mutant characteristic has changed in recent months. a trait that keeps appearing
is known to be a monogenic trait. plant biotechnology and information through the plant leaf morphology charts has led us to the skunk plants evolution. blue mistic seeds from nirvana seed company is the first documented case.

the tripple serrated leaf could be classified as a mutant in some cases. the skunk plant is known for its double serrated leafs.we would like to call it skunk evolution.

by trichome magnifier October 6, 2010


Swedish Leaf Blower

The act of cumming into a fan and splattering the whole room.

Dude, I gave Sandy a Swedish Leaf Blower last night and im still scrubbing it off the walls.

by Cbh1990 July 1, 2015

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