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The act of urinating, for a male only (females don't have lizards).
"Hold that thought, I just need to flop the lizard. I'll be right back"
"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.
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Is a person, normally a female, who is known for giving blowjobs, or is currently giving a blowjob.
Man, that Susie chick sure is a lizard wrangler.
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One who is attracted to any/all military or government official.
Did you see her flirting with that cop?? She's SUCH a fender lizard!!
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To drink liquor straight from the bottle, instead of pouring into a shot glass or mixing it with another drink like a normal person would.
Person A: (refering to half bottle of bacardi 151) Dude, you could totally finish that right now! Just lizard lip that shit.
Drunkard: Hahaha no way, there is so much left in there! Blargh!
Person A: (to self) Foiled again!
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When a male has to urinate. Usually said in a casual manner. Same as saying "Excuse me folks, but I need to urinate."
Frank: "Oh dude, hold on, I gotta leak the lizard."
Mitch: "K, I'll go wait in the car."
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in short, translated means: "In a little while"
"In a" - your bog standard meaning of In A. it could mean in a box but not in this case... it means "In A (insert time phrase here)"
"beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.
"Lizard." - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sound like while - D.
tom: when you out G?
JD:In a beef lizard! chill out man, i can't be doing 200 things at once if you know what i'm saying!
tom: Aight man cool!
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One who walks the public streets dressed in a Lizard costume.
DEAD at the prominent lizard!
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