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pickering middle school

Pickering Middle School is a middle school located in Lynn Massachusetts. It’s filled with shitty people, snakes, hoes, and bitches. You’ll find all types of shitty people ranging from ghetto to “I remind the teacher we have homework” type of people. The school is downright disgusting and jails probably have better conditions than this.

Bob: Hey, look over there!
Joe: Why what’s that? A jail?
Bob: Nah, it’s just Pickering Middle School.
Joe: Ohhh, I feel bad for those kids.

by thiccbeast January 9, 2018

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Sarasota Middle School

It's a melting pot of rich kids that smoke a lot of weed and chill kids that just try to live by the rich kids that are usually assholes. There are actually quite a few chill teachers (Like Mr. Lorenzo) but the rest are stinky old people that will trash your grade book with confusing grading systems and assignments. Our sports teams suck but it doesn't really matter because nobody acknowledges their existence. We live in Sarasota so you are either upper middle class or just scraping by financially, you can usually differentiate the two by seeing who wears hollister and who doesn't. There are some nice upper class kids but they are very rare to find. Our school ends later than everyone in the district at a record breaking 4:15 PM and starts at 9:15 AM EST. If you are at this school you are probably experiencing the heinous ingredients of this hellhole such as: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, and bullies. You will probably see a popular kid date a girl for two weeks and break up with her then proceed to act like his/her life is over. If you go here or you are planning to, I wish you the best of luck.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Sarasota Middle School?

Person 2: Yeah, have you heard of entering the bowels of hell?

by whoamihandle May 19, 2021

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Normandin Middle School

a school filled with 13 year olds who vape and take pictures in the bathroom. all the females are ratchet. ghetto people love this school and love to cuss the teachers out because there “tripping”. Some classes hold the most ghetto kids that are 15-16 years old. If you go to the success center you are a confirmed cool kid. Mr. Borowitz will write you up if you have your phone out though, he will be the only teacher to do this, it’s because he thinks the ghetto kids are contacting their friends to “shoot up the place.” All the “light skins” like the “light skin” security guard so they won’t let you disrespect him or they’ll “beat your ass on dead dogs.” The other security guard looks like Raini Rodriguez so all the ghetto kids also bully her but no one cares. All of the sport teams are terrible, they don’t win anything, except when the Guatemalans play on the soccer team, then you will see a win every once in a great while. Most of the teachers try to teach but will get yelled at by the black kids in the back of the class because “they don’t need to fucking know this shit.” So teacher will then cry because they are pussies. But in conclusion, Normandin Middle School is a terrible School because of all the ghetto kids that come straight out of the 8 projects surrounding the school, and teachers aren’t actually teachers.

Fairhaven/Dartmouth Friend: “You go to Normandin Middle School?”

You: “Yes!”

Friend: “Wow don’t get beat up or shot up ‘on dead dogs.’”

by Frat Boy from Brockton February 28, 2019

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Southern Middle School

A school located in southern Pennsylvania. If a crack head were to shit in a bag, light it on fire, and drop it off at the neighborhood whore house, the ashes of the shit would be Southern Middle School. Within three seconds of being in the damn school you've already contacted three types of illnesses, one most likely being herpes. One third of the students are weeaboo nerds who's faces look like pepperoni pizzas from all their acne, one third are the whores who suck dick in the wrestling room when they should be in English class and smoking pot in the bathrooms when they should be in gym, and one third are the stupid fucks you find on Instagram posting about their, "Squad goals" and fighting over useless drama. The teachers most likely got their degrees online for 20 bucks, and make up the stupidest rules the Earth has ever seen. God forbid you go to the guidance or main office for help, where the drunk clerks won't even recognize you're there and the druggie counselers will tell you about how you need to, "Be happy" and, "Remember that the bullies only pick on you because they're insecure themselves." By the time you're leaving the building, you've contracted an STD and two other illnesses, inhaled the vape and weed smoke that's somehow all over the school, been verbally abused by both the shit teachers and the shit students, and are probably looking for the quickest way to kill yourself so you don't have to experience the same bullshit over again.

"Why do you look like you want to kill yourself?"

"I go to Southern Middle School."

by ._._._Anonymous._._._. January 8, 2017

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Middle school love

1.A relationship that starts in middle school and has a low chance of being life long.

2.Something that haunts me to this day

3. A pointless relationship that only includes mainly awkward hugs, winks, smiles, conversations, and constant use of the term "I love you"

LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: OMAHGAWD I luv That gurl over there.
MAT: are u guys dating or something?
LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: YUS WE'VE BEEN DATING FO THREE WEEKS!!!
MAT: It won't last that's just middle school love.
LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: FOOL! I shall make it last then.

by artfoxMS April 7, 2015

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McCleskey Middle School

Where everyone feeds off drama, the girls are hoes, and the guys are dumbasses. And all the 6th graders are depressed

daddy McCleskey middle school

by Dicksucker928286253519 February 14, 2019


Riverdale Middle School

A school in a very small town in Illinois. The students there are gay cock-sucking bitches. Riverdale can suck my ass dry because it is very gay

Guy one: Ew that girl is super ugly wtf????
Guy two: Yeah she goes to riverdale middle school.
Guy one: oh yeah im not surprised

by urmomgayyyyyyyy March 19, 2019