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When you lift your leg to try to fart on someone and accidentally shit your pants into their face.
To Morgan: Did you just Morgan on Greg?
A man who likes to play the organ whilst naked
I'm glad Chris Martin isn't a morgan player
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morgan is a siCK name my dude. if you were named morgan you would constantly be getting called morgan freeman tho. i also happen to know like 3 other morgans. morgans are usually chill, laidback people who have positive personalities, and grab the rooms attention as soon as they walk in. they are filled with light and laughter and love making other people happy.
person: “woah you’re named morgan!¡!¡!¡! that’s so siCk my dudette!¡! i’d love to have that name,, i’m stuck with bartholomew”
morgan: “yee yee thanks my dude,, i know it’s pretty siCk if i say so myself. also go by barry, much better than bartholomew”
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The best girl you will ever meet,she means the world to you and even when people say stuff about her even if they are true you just don't care because she is the girl of your dreams and nothing is gonna ruin that.she is astonishing to you,she is someone you want to get close to. she is very smart and TBH she makes you feel stupid and is always on your mind you will literally fall in love with her at whatever age.she is very special to you, very energetic and creative she is always on your mind and she makes you wanna be your self. she is your weakness and you would do anything for her, she can be oblivious to see something so obvious and its funny. she shares everything with you and your her best friend she changes hair color a lot and has a special sense of style,she has a great taste in music and is very good at playing instruments (woodwinds).you love her to death and want be with her all the time but since you can't she will stay up with u on the phone and talk to u about anything she is a infinity out of 10 in looks and personality.you would do anything for her.you will want to always let her talk. there is NOTHING THAT COMPARES TO HER ON EARTH.you will stay up most nights late talking but when you try to go to sleep she is on your mind.she is the girl that makes you wanna make your own definition on the urban dictionary.
Sir you are very lucky to have a morgan as a friend.
morgan, you mean everything to me.
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Opportunistic buying of something at a very ridiculous price, almost bordering on being exploitative
origin: JP Morgan's purchase of Bear Stern at $2/share
1. Bloody, I lost my purse and all my cash and credit cards along with it. The shop keeper morganed my expensive watch.
2. The company I was working for was Bear Sterned. I lost my job and had to morgan my house
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the act of believing that your funny whenever people laugh at something you say.
its because you retarded, not funny.
Person 1: "... and thats why the chicken crossed the road!"
Person 2: "lol hahahah rofl lmfao"
Person 1: "i'm hilarious!"
Person 3: " lol dude your totally morganing, what you said was stupid!"
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Morgan is beautiful funny flee a good dancer loyal she speak her mind flawless bad temper smile that bright up the world
{if you have a morgan keep her}
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