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During a BJ, upon climax you pull out of her mouth and shoot your wad into her nostril. Larger loads can cover both nostrils for better effect. As she gasps for air you cover her mouth making her snort your load.
Scott: I got a hooker the other night on Franklin Avenue but she charged way to much.
Mike: Did you make her give you a blumpkin or something?
Scott: Na, I gave her the Northern Nasal Spray like your sister showed me.
Also known as "NKU", Northern Kentucky University is a school of 16,000 or so located in the booming city (ha) of Highland Heights, Kentucky.
A school that for only 43 years old rivals many of the state universities that have been around for 100+.
It is one of Kentucky's hidden gems.
Campus is made of concrete for the most part and is often referred to as the "concrete playground".
Traditionally, students have commuted to campus each day and don't give two shits about involvement. All of this is changing now with the growth in enrollment, campus buildings and constantly improving athletics program.
People of Northern Kentucky University like to brag about their national champion soccer team, the fact that Jay-Z was on campus one time, George Clooney went to school there for one semester and that one professor who is famous for caving or something like that.
EKU student : "What? You go to Northern Kentucky University? It's campus is straight concrete and lacking any color."
NKU student: "It's really not that bad; at least I'm getting a "concrete education" here. At Eastern, you'll be getting syphilis and alcoholic tendencies instead."
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A slang euphemism used in polite 50s and 60s middle and upper class America, subtly referring to “Upper U. S.,” instead of saying the more crude “Up your ass!”
I can recall my mother leveling her coldest icy blue-eyed stare and uttering to someone she had deemed a jerk, “Well, Northern United States, buddy!”
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The grimmest and most frostbitten Acoustic Black Metal Band. Kvlt and trve acolytes of the Necrowizard!
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Stuck up. Snobby. Only interested in male athletes and frat boys that wear skin tight salmon colored mini shorts and ruffled blue button up shirts.
Most conversations with them are more like Q&A sessions in THEIR favor with no reciprocation.
They spend most of their time burning money with their daddy’s credit cards and the ones that are single are latched onto some dream guy they think exists outside of their skulls.
Most just want a guy who’s a vibrator with a wallet. Future proud openly admitted housewives. Nothing more nothing less.
*disclaimer - there are very intelligent ones in the NOVA area even though they’re very rare to come across.
Northern Virginia Girls are the 21st century equivalent of Valley Girls.
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A school full of 4 shitty grades of assholes. The freshmans who think they're hot shit, the sophomores that act like they're better than the freshman even though they are most definitely the same but with more juuls and weed, the juniors who are so unremarkably the same as sophomores but a sliver more mature, and the seniors you act like they'll get somewhere in life even though they have failed 50% of their classes and are banking on a sport scholarship, and instead of paying attention just talk about sex and drugs. The school is shit at sports, no one gets anywhere, and there's more juuls than people. The teachers are assholes or baby the students to no end, and don't understand that it's no longer to 1990s, and the ones that do are fucking SJWs that yell at you if you say those people or bug someone slightly.
Overall a shit school with shit staff and shit people. Funding wasted.
"Yo, I heard Jeff went to Walled Lake Northern."
"Really? No wonder he's stuck at a McDonald's."
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A state capitol in the Northern Territory of Australia. Known for its high levels of cask wine and United States Navy Sailors stealing its sex workers, Darwin has a large South-East Asian Community, making it an attractive holiday destination for overweight veterans.
Chuck: Hey bro we've docked in Darwin, Northern Territory.
Todd: Damn Boy! Lock up your daughters. *Pointing Fingers*
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