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When somebody screws up super bad. Like how Obama screwed up by drone striking thousands of kids in the Middle East. And by producing some of the slowest economic growth the United States had ever seen.
"John you totally pulled an Obama when you ran over that old lady. "
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From Care to Bin Laden, nobody really knows what’s the 44th presidents last name.
Sonny “Hey Obama, what’s your last name?”
Obama on YouTube “I am the 44th president of the United States.”
Sonny “Oh that’s right, I can’t talk to a video.”
Audience - HAHAHAHAHHAA
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The first president to be any percent african american. There's no way that Obama could put our country in a worse place than it's in (which is Clinton's fault).
Obama will probably allow all kinds of abortions,which is wrong. He will also TAKE MONEY FROM THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WORK FOR IT and give it to people who SIT AT HOME AND DON'T EVEN TRY, which is wrong on so many levels.
Sometimes believed to be the anti-christ (which is not correct, because EVERYONE would follow him, and many do not).
WOULD NOT HAVE WON THE ELECTION WITHOUT THE VOTES OF WHITE PEOPLE, WHICH NEEDS TO BE RECOGNIZED BY THE AFRICAN AMERICANS WHO THINK THEY OVERRULED THE WHITES AND PUT HIM IN OFFICE, YOU'RE WRONG AND STUPID IF YOU THINK THAT.
Will take us out of Iraq and get us attacked again, peace is not achievable right now.
"Obama gon' tax all da working crackas and give muh mamii da money so she can buy a new car & we gon' live in da free housing while she don't even try to get a job, cause she lazy."
-THIS IS ANNOYING.
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the 1st BIracial president of the united states. mistaken to be the 1st black president and is also mistaken for a fuckin muslim.
black man: obama is the 1st black president, HOORAY!
republican: yeah, hes also a muslim.
middle class white man: if he is a muslim why didnt he swear in on the koran instead of the holy bible?
republican: UH!
middle class white man: and he is NOT the 1st black president, he is the 1st BIracial president. there is a difference, he would not be as intelligent as he is if he were all black. and he was also raised by his white grandparents. that was the difference maker
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Illegal negro immigrant who somehow became president despite his immense stupidity and blackness. claims he was born in hawaii, but any republican with a brain knows that hes just another native african. the mentally disabled group known as the democrats voted him into office twice in a row, and thus fucked our country more than a trailer park father fucks his daughter. we would be better off with Trevor Phillips as president.
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a synomous slang word for "Change" among college students and young Americans.
Hey yo, Gimme the remote, I gonna Obama the channel.
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a normal man that happens to be President of the United States of America
"Did you hear Obama can save America with his mind bullets?" No, that is stupid. Obama can only give candy to small children with his mind bullets.
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