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His eyes glimmered as he realized he was waist deep in opportunity. Looking at the woman behind the camera, he asks "You want my name?"
"Yeah, sure!" She replied excitedly.
He stood gallantly, his mouth salivating, slightly aroused as he stared into the camera.
"It's Hugh Mungus."
She began to twitch and foam at the mouth, feeling the oppression like a Middle-Eastern housewife.
"Is that sexual harassment?!" She cried out.
"Hugh Mungus what? Hugh Mungus what? Why would you say that to me? Hugh Mungus what?"
The woman, carrying the burden of generation after generation of living under the patriarchy declared to bystanders, "This person just spoke to me in a sexually harassing way!"
From the shadows a good samaritan emerged.
"Shut the fuck up you fucking POP."
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A form of music somewhat akin to a 4 year old grinding his head with a cheese grater and recording the unfortunate sounds, then doing acid and making an album cover, somehow topping the charts.
Uncultured Swine: Hey did you hear the new Miley Cyrus song?
Upstanding Citizen: Eugggh... pop...
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Pusuit of Pussy.
When youre at a party and are trying to get some ladies.
Person 1: Yo that party is gonna be dope tonight!
Person 2: Yeah bro, you on the PoP?
Person 1: I always am bro!!
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When you have a wank and cannot control your excitement meaning you explode. (Pop)
I wanked off to her photos and popped everywhere
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Usually used in an MMO. To die or use an ability.
Mrshmllo: Holy shit, that Ice Sphere nearly popped me.
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