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A government that abominates policies of a previous administration while practicing those policies themselves, subtly or directly.
- referring to the "pig with lipstick" jokes about Sarah Palin.
Voter A: Our governor promised he'd cut the housing taxes, but he's just doing what the last guy did - raise 'em like hell!
Voter B: What can you do? Same pig, new lipstick.
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If your daddy gets around but keeps it in the family, resulting in brother-cousins, then you’ve gotta distinguish your real brother, who is your brother from the same mother.
My brothers are Jack, Tim, Tony, Andre, Jerry, Thomas, Phil, and Jim... they’re cousins too, except Jim... Jim Is my brother from the same mother.
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(Kind of like "same shit, different day" or ssdd) When a person relocates from place X/is in a different setting & expects great things to happen, but this doesn't happen, much to his disappointment
Neil thought he'd become a more responsible & less alcoholic individual when he moved from New Orleans to the UK but basically, it was the same shit, different setting
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If you say a word wrong or spell it wrong you can say same thing different air freshener.
"We’re do you wanna go today”
“Do you mean where “
“Yh same thing different air freshener “
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The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.
Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...
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So its the same type of stand as star platinum is a jojoke that Jotaro says when DIO unleashes Za Warudo
"Behold My Stand, Aerosmith!"
"So Its the Same type of Stand As Star Platinum."
Another reference to when two dudes try to stuff both of their man meat into a chick's pussy. I'm not sure where the origin came from, but I heard the term used on Eminem's response to Mariah Carey's "Obsessed".
"...When me and Luis were tryin to stick two CD's in the same slot."
-Eminem "The Warning"
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