national poot day is a day of celebrating poots all around the world. Poot may be linked to demi lovato but in this world there are many poots. you may be a poot.
“Mum let’s have a party it’s national poot day!”
A poot that rolls forward in an upward motion that feels like a “vibration”
Jaqueeshanda was startled as the poot roll up abruptly made itself made itself known
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Jack
Did you hear about derek hes a carrier for A-P-D (AIDS-Pooting-Disorder
Simeon
I KNOW RIGHT its absolutely horrifying hes only got 5 years left to live
To jump in someone’s pool (a Byrnes people thing)
Sarah: hey John want to come poot in my coot after school
John: I’d love to Sarah it is quite hot out here
Sarah: great meet you at my house after school
John: sounds delicious I’m excited
It is that thing that others call a pussy but I, being the southerner that I am, call it a poot-scoot because it sounds kewler.
I bet that she got that good poot-scoot, mommy.
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A poot fenis can take the form of any noun.
"Oh no! I appear to have mislaid my poot fenis."
"You don't own a poot fenis? Are you retarded?"
"Would you mind if I had a go on your poot fenis? Someone stepped on mine."
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