wake up and smell the tea is a slang term invented by uk rapper kulez meaning wake up and face reality and stop deluding oneself and get rid of any problems causing it.
could be used in context to convince a friend to dump a girlfriend.
it is also a title of his track availible on i tunes
wake up and smell the tea blud and get rid of that bird
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Another word for anal sex and also describes anal sex quite well lmao links well if ur trying 2 get out of doing it.
"Id do anal aslong as there was no smells and stains"
"fuck tht u got smells and stains"
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An expression, like "licks balls" used to describe something really bad, something really stupid, something that would generally lick balls, but is much worse.
The US Hockey Team smells balls compared to even the Kazahkstan Team.
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The next generation of cell phones, but they will smell good.
"Dude Tom just got the new smell phone."
"Now way, I want to go get one.
Smell phones are so sweet."
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Anything that smells pretty. It depends on the context exactly what variety of item the term applies to, but it can be used to describe any number of things: beauty supplies (scented lotion, body wash, etc), perfumes, incense, flowers, really just anything that has the capability of smelling nicely, pleasantly, feminine...pretty.
Girl A) Hey, wanna go to the town bar and get drunk and do what bar-flies do?
Girl B) Nah, I'm excited; I get to go to a beauty party tonight! The hostess said to bring all my beauty products, smell-pretties, and makeup. She's got a cosmetologist friend. That is going to be SOOO much better than gettin' drunk in front of all the townies AGAIN!
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a slang name for someone who is generally unclean and a scruff
mick you dirty smeelbag take a shower you bum!!!!
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I smell cap basically means you know someoneβs lying. This comes from the saying no cap, which means βno lieβ or βfor realβ.
Girl: βI promise Iβm not sleeping with anyone.β Guy: βI smell cap.β
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