Faith Book

Facebook for Christians... with lisps.

Mom: Terrence, it's time for church!
Son: Lemme log off of my FAITH BOOK firtht.
Mom: FAITHBOOK?
Son: Excuth my lithp!

story book

A beginning, a middle, and an end...

A shot of black label, followed by tequila, chased with full-bodied beer (like an IPA)...

Start your night off right with the story book.

At 8:12pm on a Tuesday night, Tom called for a story book and the troops assembled in the kitchen. It's difficult to say if they were better off then when they started.

strong books

when the odds at the bookies is in your favor and your likely to win. It can also be used in other contexts, such as "ahh strong books tonight" for a night out.

"You think tonight is gonna be a good night out?" "Yehhh, strong books tonight"

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throw the book at

To give someone the maximum sentence for a crime or penalize very harshly.

Marty really got screwed over that jaywalking charge when the judge threw the book at him and gave him a life sentence in the federal do-me-in-the-ass prison.

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cooking the books

a frequent practice of lying and cheating in any record bookkeeping, in order to substancially increase your own personnal profit and earnings. OR knowingly providing incorrect information in a companies financial statements. This is, needless to say, illegal.

Johnny went to jail for cooking the books at his office.

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burn book

A book which contains bitchy comments about other people, often friends, school mates, etc.

Person 1: OMG! Shes such a bitch, i can't believe she slept with my exboyfriend, what a slut!

Person 2: Let it out, put it in the burn book

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The Book of Face

Ridiculous term used in place of Facebook.

"Nick says to get your ass off The Book of Face and come downstairs."

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