When something bad/annoying happens say “rip in the chap”
“Hey sorry I cannot come anymore”
“Oof Rip in the chap”
When something bad or not planned happens you say “rip in the chap” Yes with a p, because p’s are better
“Sorry I can’t come today”
“Oof rip in the chap”
When you're really extra cold on the point of freezing, you would say this phrase.
"Aww man I'm Mega Chaps!"
When a female is “butt hurt” but then she takes it out on everyone.
Why are you so puss chapped with me about not getting invited? It wasn’t my party.
(1) A chapstick dap with friends.
(2) put our butts together and end this funky feud.
“Hey gimme a chap dap.”
“Have you ever done a chap dap with another person?”
Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)
In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.
You're welcome.
The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.
1. Leaving one’s pants behind after roadside sex.
2. A quasi-violent homosexual act involving a silver spur, a man virgina, and sour skittles. Requires pringle claw.
Tim completely de-chapped somewhere between Pinto Ranch and Hatchet Resort.