Bud scale

1. An archaic term (preceeded by a number) to indicate the amount of beer one would need to consume prior to engaging in an carnal relationship with a given target.

The term is derived from the number of Budweisers (Buds) needed to overlook any obvious physical deficiencies.

2. Justification of self-induced beer-goggling.

1. Mr. White: Check her out man.
Mr. Blue: Nah. She's about a 6 on the Bud scale.

2. Mr. White: She looking a bit rugged
Mr. Blue: Ten says she's only a 3 on the Bud scale.

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purty scale

the scale by which the physical attributes of males and females are weighed, measured and often found wanting. the scale ranks thusly:

10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)
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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )

corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"

danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."

jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"

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vark scale

scale on which "varks" are measured; goes from 1 to 10 with one being a momentary lapse of intelligence to ten having multiple blond moments in the same conversation; see also "vark"

"I can't believe that girl varked over and over again. That was definitely a ten on the vark scale"

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The 0,1,2 Scale

A simple yet sophisticated scale for measuring the opposite sex. Designed and made popular by the BCE.

0: Used to describe someone who you would never have sex with.
1: Used to describe someone who you would have sex with but wouldn't tell anyone or someone you would have sex with while drunk.
2: You'd definitely give 'em the business.

-I'd never bang that chick.
-You're gay, based on The 0,1,2 Scale, she's at least a 1.

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Sexness Scale

On a scale from 1-10,1 being the worst, 10 being the highest. How hot and good someone is during sexual intercourse.

I've had that girl before,on the sexness scale,she's a 7.

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Scalely Delight

When having sex with a fish through it's gill slits

Jack's skinny dip turned for the better when he impaled a fish and began to recieve a scalely delight.

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doobie scale

1. The sizes of different doobies
(1. Asian Skinny)
(2. Turkish Thin)
(3. Frenchy Fagg)
(4. Albanian Chub)
(5. Chowder Chub)
(6. Swedish Shwamm Rapp)
(7. German Jaloppy)
(8. Polish Pot Sticker)
(9. Polish Dub)
(10. Polish Phatty)

John: Hey bro, what size is that on the doobie scale?

Jim: i think thats a German Jaloppy.

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