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"Chewing the Towel" refers to the act of performing oral sex on a girl who is currently on her period. "Towel" is slang for the feminine hygiene product girls use whilst menstruating.
"Dude, my girl and I want to hook up, but she's on her period. Guess I'm chewing the towel tonight."
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What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.
A Fat Chicks Tampon.
A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
"Has anyone seen my fucking tampon?"
"Rosie darling your beach towel is in your linen cupboard?"
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When the old lady is ready to bang you and she doesn't want to sleep in a wet spot, this is wife code for "foreplay's over, time to get it on"
Mmmm, dear, that's nice. Why don't you get a towel?
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Cum on a girls face and when she asks for a towel to wipe off with, get dressed and leave.
If roommate or friend is present, tell them that their friends needs their help, and send them up to the bedroom.
Doug: I towel bounced the shit out of some bitch the other night.
Chris: What is towel bouncing?
Doug: I busted on her face and on the way to "get a towel", I bounced.
indentions or markings on the face left by lying on a beach towel or having your face pressed against the donut ring at the head of a massage table.
I feel great after that massage. I wonder when the towel face will wear off. OR That guy down the beach was gorgeous but did you see his towel face?
when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel
"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"
A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .
AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.