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Someone who hasn't gotten laid for the following reasons.
1. Religious
2. The type of person who spends their life reading comic books, watching anime/hentai, masturbating to internet porn, watching Star Trek , watching Star Wars, playing WOW 24/7, giggling over 5th grade jokes about sex, giggling over fart jokes, watching All Your Base Are Belong to us videos obsessively, having every regular nintendo game ever made, spitting out alcohol when offered a drink, being excessively worried about conspiracy theories involving the Illuminati, knowing how to create a Linux computer from scratch, and spending all their free time indoors all living with their parents all their life.
Regular person: How old are you?
Virgin: 40
Regular person: When was the last time you had sex?
Virgin: Oh I'm a virgin because I'm scared to talk to women and women hate sex anyway.
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1)A reverse psychological mechansim used by women to try to cover up their extremely deviant sexual behavior.
2)A term used by slut's to try to cover up their sexual addiction and not be labeled.
3)The oldest trick in the book, in which only a complete idiot would beleive.
Dude 1: Yo I wanna fuck Carla so bad she's so goddamned sexy!
Dude 2: Oh that ain't no thang , she's a 'virgin' from what she told me.
Dude 3: Word? Oh so she's the type that takes it in the ass and all that?
Dude 4: Yup, pretty much.
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some good some bad, good for a girl and bad for a guy
"wat?, john is still a virgin, damn"
"wat? jenny is a virgin, i think i shoulda hang out with her."
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A man who's dick has not gotten debaptized yet
My dick is still a holy christian therefore I'm still a virgin
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