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The act of outdoor masturbation in New York's Central Park. The best way to appreciate the natural beauty of the park.
Matt: Mother Nature...
Stephen: The ultimate MILF.
Matt: Yeah, now I gotta go have a central wank.
The term used to define the act of male masturbation using tears as lubrication, be they your fresh or previously collected, your own or someone else's.
Nathan was understandably extremely upset when informed that we were running late to meet him. we were later informed that he took himself off for a Crocodile wank in private upon hearing the news, to both ease the pain but also put it to good use.
'Wanking ears' is the expression for the vastly increased sensitivity of one's hearing while they are masturbating. This is a protection system so that no-one will walk in on you while masturbating, which could be an extremely embarrassing experience. Even the slightest footsteps out in the hallway will be picked up by your "wanking ears", and by the time this person comes into the room, should they decide to, you will have had time to close down the pornographic website/video you were watching, and zip up your jeans.
Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.
<Pete> brb, wank
<Dave> isn't your mum in?
<Pete> it's ok, my wanking ears will protect me
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A self-imposed period of refraining from masturbation , usually brought on by a combination of guilt and self loathing, and/or wrist cramps, or unexpectedly finding yourself with a girlfriend.
A wank holiday usually only lasts a day at most.
Mike's wrists were starting to ache again, so he decided to go on a wank holiday.
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To wank profusely in a corner, not even wanting to, whilst visualising all your dead relatives looking down on you saying "is this what we lived our lives for ? A grown man wanking like a monkey in a room ? You cry whilst doing this because of the guilty pleasure. A bottle of Gin and tears are the secret ingredient.
I really didn't want to but when i went home after visiting my elderly neighbour, i had a misery wank......i didn't want to though, i promise !!
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The style of masturbation often used when your girlfriend has gone out on a "girls only" night out.
Can also be used when your girlfriend has placed you in a bad mood.
"Aw yeah, Fiona went out with the girls so I just stayed in and had a resentment wank".
"Yeah dude, Jen totally pissed me off last night, so I just went in the spare room and had a resentment wank".
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source: gazthatch.
to masturbate whilst thinking about somebody you hate, to see whether you can finish.
a personal challenge of sorts.
I despise her so intensely, I can't even hate-wank.
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