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An awesome place in the south-east of France near Monaco and Italy.
Parisian dude : "I wish i could go to the beach without having to drive five hours away"
Dude from Nice, French Riviera : "Just move to awesome French Riviera, beaches are always 15 minutes far from where you live"
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Amy offers french lessons, with a donation of course.
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the absolute love of my life.
I eat french fries for all 3 meals of the day.
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Bread from Francethat's long, airy and crunchy. Good with mozzarella cheese and butter melted on top.
My little bro hates French bread...what's his problem?
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The French teachers; they have an impressive collection of scarves and are never seen without one on. They refuse to speak english to their students out of class, and walk around like they are the principal. Truly horrifying people.
Oh look it's the French teacher! I hope she doesn't suffocate me with her scarf today :D
a french teacher is always very bitchy and rude. she always favours the "SMARTER" kids. a french teacher always holds you in the classroom after the lunch bell and yells at the students. french teachers are the rudest kinds of teachers. She also doesn't let you go to the toilet untill you ask her in french
my french teacher is a bitchy women. whos isnt?
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When someone is lying on their back, you stand with your feet on either side of their head, and slowly squat down, lowering your ball sack onto the receiver's eyes. Be sure to slowly rock back and forth to provide a massaging motion, nice and gently because you are acting like a true French gentleman.
Her eyes were really itchy, so I gave her my French sunglasses for a few minutes and they soothed her itchy eyes.
Why does Jane look so satisfied? Ah, she was wearing some French sunglasses earlier, she must have really enjoyed them!