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A sickening description of a toilet being filled with diarrhea, period blood, and vomit, all from the same sitting. A rare occurrence in society, it can created by women and qualifies as one of the most pride filled moments in a woman's life. This creates one of the most beautiful and colorful flushes known to man.
Little did Kaylee know but eating that foot long burrito would lead to the first of two toilet stews in her lifetime.
Taylor sure was a hefty woman, she was known for making a mean toilet stew.
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the worst shit on the planet the lore Its literally just explosions
look I dislike parental controls as much as the next guy BUT IF YOU HAVE A SKIBIDI TOILET KID IN YOUR HOUSE THEN YOUD BETTER TURN IT ON AND THEN THROW THE IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS OUT OF THE HOUSE!
4 year old: im watching skibidi toilet!
me: shut the fuck up kid thats stupid
4 yr old; but its goo-
me: YEET
me: damn I miss when kids watched Pewdiepie why can't these kids watch Mr.Beast or something actually good for petes fucking sake
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"Toilet Twerking" is a often necessary body movement that consists of violently shaking your ass in all directions while still sitting on or slightly above the toilet seat. "Toilet Twerking" is mostly used for getting that last dingleberry thats stuck hanging from your asshole free, so you can wipe more productively.
"Wife must have been Toilet Twerking a lil too hard. I gotta call a plumber and buy a new toilet.
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When you're on the toilet and you can't get your shit out
(knock,knock) girl: Whats taking so long?
boy: I'm in Toilet Labor!
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When one sits down on the toilet to find there is no toilet paper in the bathroom after taking a crap. He or she will then continue to waddle to the nearest bathroom, sit down on the new toilet, and wipe.
Johnny had an emergency, and rushed to the bathroom as quickly as possible. After doing his business, there was no toilet paper, so he tried toilet hopping to the upstairs bathroom.
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A jet stream of water from a rigged toilet that shoots up your butthole, and thereby raping you with your own bodily wastes.
Guy-scarred-for-life: That toilet back fired on me!!!
Prankster: How did you enjoy your toilet dildo?
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