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1. Sex with Stephen Colbert, or masturbating to a sexual fantasy involving Stephen Colbert.
2. Sexual acts using maple syrup as a lubricant; so named because it is often a very memorable experience.
3. The term for a group of sex acts so depraved that even to describe them to a consenting adult in the privacy of your home amounts to a violation of censorship laws.
4. The term given to a case history of someone who suffers from a rare sexual disorder resulting from their involvement in sex acts perpetrated by officials employed by the Canadian government during the late 1990's and early 2000's.
1. Your friend: Do you fantasize about Jon Stewart?
You: Sure, Jon Stewart is great. But tonight I feel the only thing that's really going to hit the spot is a little lesson in "Canada's History" (wink, wink).
2. Your friend: What did you do last night?
You: I gave my girl a bit of Canada's History she won't soon forget!
3. We were feeling especially naughty, so we talked about Canada's History all night.
4. Psychiatrist 1: I really wanted to help that poor man, but I had no choice but to tell him that our clinic could not assist him in any way.
Psychiatrist 2: Why not?
Psychiatrist 1: He was afflicted with Canada's History.
Psychiatrist: Those syrup-sucking bastards...
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An absolutely disgustingly foul sex act including but not limited to moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Yooo, me and my girl had some crazy Canada's history last night!
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Shoving everything you have inside everywhere you can all at once, screaming, vomiting, urinating and evacuating your bowels all at once.
That girl and I just performed Canada's History in three minutes flat!
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A term referring to the past of the GREAT nation of Canada. However, some mistaken it with a sex act due to misinformation from Stephen Corbert.
Stephen Corbert does not know about Canada's History.
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"Canada's History" is a euphemism for an aberrant sexual ritual wherein several males clad only in bear-skin loins douse themselves in syrup and perform unspeakable sex acts upon a single unsuspecting trout. Also known as "The Maple Leaf Rag," and "The Canadian Tapioca Cod Sandwich." The practice is particularly common in isolated Canadian logging camps.
Did you hear the trout are in spawning season? What say you me and some other hosers head up to Yellowknife for some hot slippery Canada's History.
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Similar in nature to its neighbor's Alaskan Snow Dragon. The male, wearing moose horns, covers the the female in maple syrup while she performs oral sex on him. After he ejaculates, he clamps her mouth shut and tells her the Canucks have won the Stanley Cup. In her excitement she will shoot the semen out of her nose.
Brad performed Canada's History with Jane last night.
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A seriously depraved sex act involving a pair of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Hey baby I wanna do something really kinky... how about a lil Canada's History?
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