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A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".
"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."
As the elevator goes up, you go down and work that shaft. Show your future boss you're someone worth hiring.
"The hiring supervisor loved the elevator speech I gave him yesterday. I'm pretty sure I got the job."
The term for ensuring ur mates dick is perfectly bush sculpted by God himself don't let ur bro down now
Chad: Hey dude what u up to today bro
Dillon: Not much just being Brodies dick elevator, u?
Middle schoolers or college freshmen who congregate in parking ramp elevators to get high in an apparent attempt to evade police and authority figures.
Parking is always free here after 9pm, though it does tend to smell of elevator stoners....
The act of deliberately pushing the "close doors" button upon elevator departure to hasten the start and thereby stranding people on the floor. Usually done to avoid being in the elevator with someone you dislike.
Why did you take so long to attend the meeting ?
A simple case of elevator refusal, man !
Baby Pirate Isabella (eyepatch): Recording myself in the snapchatty snapchat elevator!!
Baby pirate Isabella (eyepatch): (lisping) Recording myself in the snapchatty snapchat elevator!!