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masturbator is something you’d be called if your a pro master of baiting,
timmy : yo!!>> my mom called me a masturbator
mike hawk : cool my homie, now let’s go be pro masturbators and go bait people,
A type of exotic bird that looks like cum.
Yo dude, I just masturbated at that masturb over there. Such an elegant bird.
1) Something 11-17 year old guys do because they don't have anyone to have sex with.
2) Something you watch your sister do after she showers
3) A way to get the erection you get every mourning to go away
4) For men, using your hand to cause an orgasm
5) The only sleep over game for boys other than hand jobs.
6) The favorite activity of my both me and my six year old brother.
Jack sat in his room his room, practicing his favorite sport, masturbation, rubbing his hand up and down his cock until his sister walked in and gave him a new means of pleasure.
Dan could withstand the movie's sex scene any loner. He whipped out his pecker and started to masturbate
Brian gave me 510 bucks to let him film me masturbating
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Being interrupted while masturbating.
1.) My mom walked in on me while I was masturbating. It was a total masturbance.
2.) The phone was a masturbance. It kept ringing so I couldn't finish masturbating until later.
3.) You're like a cock blocker for masturbating. Get out of my room. This is a masturbance.
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a kid who likes to grab his cock while looking at pictures or pornos of women that he will obviously never come close to because he masturbate instead of getting a chick to do it for them.
Jimmy, the math geek, has never had a girlfriend. I hear he spends his lonely nights as a masturbator.
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to MB with all your might. MB is a slang term for masturbating. masturbating means to seize the penis and to move it around according to your own comfort level. it forms a somewhat meaningful sensation.
"Billie Joe Armstrong, do you want me to get your bedpan?"
"No, sorry I'm busy masturbating."
"So then have you seen our wedding ring?"
"I think it dropped in my pants while I was masturbating at our Green Day concert."
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to "pull the goalie, wank it, jerk it, or to have solo-sex"
little time pulled the goalie but didn't tell his mom he was wanking it.
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