Utility Mate

A Utility Mate is a friend you call on occasionally when your core circle of friends are not available.

I had a spare ticket for the match last weekend which nobody wanted so I sold it to my Utility Mate and he came with me instead.

Deaks mate

Deakin is a immortal God that rules over all my, he is a religion

He is the most powerful being in the universe.

Deaks mate is a bloody legend and will use 1% of his power to destroy you.

Sup Mate

Saying hi to you best friends

Sup mate, how you doing?

Mate date

A date which consists only of sex, therefore starting and ending with mating. Also known as a one night stand.

Promiscuous guy: I need a real relationship...I'm tired of all these mate dates.

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Hello Mate

Used in Every sentence by Dell Salesmen.

Hello Mate, im doing your quote mate..

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Freak mate

Perfect sexual partner. One who not only allows your sexual freakyness but encourages it and will even push you to explore it.

Amy loves it when I cock slap her and call her my sexy bitch. She's my Freak mate

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mate rape

The act of forcing sexual, anal or oral copulation upon a current boyfriend or girlfriend, husband or wife.

I don't know why she stays with him when he mate rapes her all the time.

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