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When you see someone quickly close their laptop screen when someone else enters the room
Hey man, what were you close our chat at 10pm? Aw dude I had to do a porn slam because my mom came in
A faux relationship between two non-committed people based on having sex without looking "slutty" under the false pretense of actually being in a relationship together. Both parties are desperate in their failed attempts at love or getting laid and are usually too unattractive to be successful in this area. Both parties are pursuing other sexual relations. The couple is just "slamming" in the sack as they have settled and have had to resort to having sex with eachother.
"I'm glad even ugly can find love!"
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
When the fuck stick editors repeatedly deny your definitions you've been UD Slammed.
I tried a hundred times to put Bruce Hooper in the UD, but I keep getting denied. I've been UD Slammed.
to fuck strait on into the chest plate, with your erect meat, much to the suprise of the unsuspecting girl; with the goal of knocking the wind out of the lovely lady
yo i just threw a tit slam and it was great
A harsher version of stop and go traffic. Most common at high speeds. Can result in whiplash and headaches. :D
Slam when you slam on your breaks.
Jerk when you jerk forward going from 0 to 60 in less than 5 seconds XD
Most common in California!
Jeez mom!! Can you drive any easier? You're giving me whiplash!!
Sorry! We are in the middle of slam and jerk traffic!
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The placing of ones pencil loudly onto their desk after finishing a test. Most often used to signify your speed testing superiority over everyone still testing.
Often followed by leaning back in the desk and arm crossing.
*Whisper* Did you see that pencil slam? What a nerd!
when you jhizz in your hand and slap your gilr in the face
"I slam spunked that bitch!"