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It’s a spinning back fist but with a large cock or strap on
Omg Jon Jones just landed a BANIC SLAP ,that’s it ,it hurt em ,it’s allll over - in joe Rogan voice
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A Certified Slap is a song that goes on your playlist for best rap songs ever. A Certified Slap consists of just dirty beats and the Hook is 2 Legit 2 quit. A Slap is known as a really good song, but a Certified Slap is just dirty. A Certified Slap is not played at places like LA BOOM. It is best to play a Certified Slap while driving hot bitches around in your car. Especially the freshmen who go to the all girls schools who are always horny as fuck for your sausegeeee.
"This song I keep listening to is definitely on my list of Certified Slaps. It's just dirty."
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commonly used to describe something mutually hated but also loved
“Bro have you seen wizards of waverly place”
“That shows for kids dude”
“Yeah but it kinda slaps though”
“True”
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While hitting a girl from behind, as your about to cum, accumulate a handful of semen (SEAman). Next spit in the crease of her back giving the impression you came. As she turns around. Proclaim “Ahoy matey” and forcefully slap it across her face.
Sean: Bro why is Tiffani so pissed today?
Jubril: lol cuz. I gave dat bitch a mean sailor slap last night
Sean: my nigga!
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1. Damn son, look at dat hoe's slaps!
2. Mm, mm. Look at dem slaps on dat bitch.
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A beard slap is the slapping of another person with large amounts of concussive force, resulting in the formation of a beard. It is both the worst and best thing you could do for a person.
Person 1: "You are completely wrong I couldn't disagr-"
Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-
Person 1: "...Actually..."
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