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To be beaten so completely and with such moral devastation, that it reverts one to a primitive state, resembling that of an angry jungle primate. Often used in the context of online video games including, but not limited to, Counter Strike, World of Warcraft, Halo, and any game from the Call of Duty franchise.
Fuck this fucking game, I'm so tired of getting jungle spanked by twelve year olds! They're not even supposed to play games with an M rating.
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Ain't getting no 'tang, I'm gonna spank the champ.
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To look up a fact on the internet in order to prove another person wrong.
When a friend looked up the subject we were discussing on his phone and showed me that I was wrong, I thought, "Man, I've just been google spanked!"
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When you smack a girl's ass repeatedly.
I spankety spanked that bitch's ass for 3 hours before i came on her.
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Sexual act when a grossly obese, as in cottage cheese looking belly, thighs, and ass, takes their huge stomach and spanks their partner with that nasty glob of fat. The spanker usually also has kankles, multiple chins with food hidden in the folds, a Richard Simmons collection of Sweating to the Oldies, and cases upon cases of Deal a Meals deliver to their house daily (a case is only their appetizer). The spanker usually thinks that he/she is the shit.
That fat bitch wanted to belly spank me. That is just disgusting!
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When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.
WTF dude the monkey is Spanking The Human.
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Typical strategy for dealing with bosses in online games such as World of Warcraft. The "tank" character goes up and absorbs most of the boss's damage, while the other characters "spank" the boss by dealing as much damage as possible without distracting the boss from the tank.
Anything I should know about this boss?
He has an aggro reset at 50%, but otherwise he's just spank and tank.
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