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The woman lies on your back with her legs raised and folded over so she ankles are on either side of her head, while the man squats and dips their penis or toy in and out of her vagina.
Yeah we watched Love Island and I totally gave her the ‘fuck stand’ special.
When a male wakes up with an erection that holds you on one side if you roll over
"I woke up with morning wood which turned out to be a Kick Stand"
What one does when they are too drunk to engage in normal standing. Characterized by odd, often gravity defying moves, while at least one foot remains firmly planted
Man, last night Rose came home from the PTO so trashed on Mad Dog that she was in the freestyle standing championships.
When a person is praying on your behalf.
When you tell someone about something thats happening in your life, they will stand in the G.AP.
Cohen: Man I am about to start a new chapter in my life "school"
Dre: Dwu! brother i will be "Standing in the G.A.P" for you
its a trash ass game that you shouldnt play because the owner is a femboy/racist/pessimist/biased/ugly nigga/weird nigga/gets no bitches/ruined the game and sucks big fat sweaty smega covered boners and chokin on big fat 12 inch girthy dicks
Guy 1: wanna play "stands awakening"?
Guy 2: no that game sucks
The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.
Similar to a carface
She's not as hot as she looks in her headshots, she's a complete donut stand.