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When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".
a sexual task involving, "four whores and seven queers to blow."
Hey Ricky, tonight the boss wants a Lincoln Stretch.
"Your Stretching it" is used when someone is making or creating a big situation about a small issue or detail. small arguments turn into huge ones as small incidents turn into huge ones as well.
boy... it aint even that much of a big deal... your stretching it!
this is what the Whitman brothers do to each others buttholes before they go to the gay bar and have a texas butthole massacre. Always ending up in having to get a ride home in the Nissan Skyline because the younger brother has a plundered asshole he gets fucked in the butthole so much that his pink sock will never get any smaller because he has a fetish for butt fucking and the younger of the two likes to snortwalt whitman then give his older brother the New Jersey Coal Miner
hey bro we should go do the good old whitman stretch
before we go to get fist fucked at the gay bar. YOUR PINK SOCK IS GETTING SHIT EVERYWHERE all over my skyline. every body knows that the brothers drive around in a skyline are way to fucking cheap to even want to pay ever
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《¤》I 《¤》Stretch《¤》My《¤》Racieru《¤》As《¤》Far《¤》As《¤》The《¤》Eyesu《¤》Could《¤》See《¤》
1: This is an overhead stretch that is usually done with a smug look on one's face.
2: A stretch that must be done to help contain how awesome your victory is, i.e. silent bragging.
After owning the shit out of that dude in some 1 on 1, my sore muscles enjoyed a nice victory stretch.