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To curse or say something derrogatory towards a person or a post on Facebook upon seeing it/them.
Bill has Facebook Tourettes when he sees Jill's new status.
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When you get a good pitch in softball and promptly proceed to make out, and you start dropping f-bombs at everybody.
Ump: "Hey, no cursing or I'll throw you out of the game!"
Coach: "It's not his fault. He has softball tourettes."
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A neurological disorder characterized by involuntary freestyle raps from the movie 8 Mile and often the compulsive utterance of obscenities and complete battles from said film.
I can't sleep in because Rick's 8 Mile Tourette's is acting up and has him screaming about Clarence going to private school.
A disorder of the nervous system that causes Republicans to instinctively and repetitively cite to Bill Clinton's transgressions, whether real or imaginary right wing conspiracy theories (e.g. Vince Foster), as justification for any and all misdeeds committed by Republicans. Bill Clinton Tourettes is always used in Lieu of rational or well reasoned arguments.
Be kind to the idiot in the corner loudly defending Roy Moore by talking about Oval Office blowjobs, he suffers from Bill Clinton Tourettes.
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When one is so pissed off by the other players mental deficiency, they scream random shit at the top of their lungs.
Me: Today, some asshole came up and knifed me and I couldn't help but shout FRED DURST!
Friend: Who's Fred Durst?
Me: The singer of that shitty rap metal band Limp Bizkit
Friend: Why would you say that?
Me: Because I have Call of Duty Tourette's
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Someone with Music Tourettes Syndrome (MTS) Is usually someone who has mass amounts of music, which is necessary for the constant changing of songs.
If you find yourself in a car or listening to music with someone with MTS, its best to not get too involved in listening to a song, because within the first 30 seconds or so, they will change the song. Its all about the constant turn over of songs, they seem to lack the will, patience, or attention span to actually listen to the entirety of a song.
Ted selects "Losing My Religion - REM" on his iPod.
30 seconds later, Ted changes the song.
Stacy: "Hey! I like that song..."
Ted: "Uh huh..." *Scrolls through iPod for next song.*
Stacy: D:<
Ted has some serious Music Tourettes Syndrome.
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Derived from Tourette's syndrome. A 'tick'. One can use 'touretted' or 'touretting' to describe any frantic, seemlingly unplanned flailings of the limbs, not always a victim of Tourette's syndrome.
Lazybill: "I was at the intersection of Western and Fisk and I pull up next to a taxi and the driver was touretting all over the place in there."
Joker: "You shoulda called the cops and said "yo this nigga just touretted into me and messed up my ride!!1"
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