I'll slaughter your face in!
I made this up one day. I got really mad at this girl. And..I just said it....I make up a lot of what i say. Cause You know. I do DAT.
Examples:
- I'll slaughter your face in!!!
- ....Well....
People don't know how to respond to it. It's funny.
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When the bass guitar sounds so good (typically funkified) it's literally humping your face.
Come see us play live if you like ripping guitar solo's and the bass humping your face.
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Verb: to eat huge quantities of delicious food for the pure joy of eating
Commonly used by dieters and college students
Dieter 1: Hey, where are you going to take a vacation to this year?
Dieter 2: Thinkin bout a cruise
Dieter 1: Dude! You could so Eat Your Face Off at the sick buffets
Dieter 2: Rock on!
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1) A play on words, encapsulating charismatic flair in a flirtatious and sultry nature via metaphorical innuendo -- backing you up and drawing you in... all at once.
2) The act of someone impressing, astounding, or entertaining another -- more of an art than a skill...
3) A phrase coined by Jami, queen face-rocker.
"Bringing me an iced tea would totally rock my face right now..."
"Join my army of face-rocking minions and start rocking faces today!" -- Jami, irockyourface.com
"Now that I have the new iPhone, I rock your face!"
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A song by Señora Lanza.
Lyrics:
She’s my grandma (x2)
And she doesn’t shut her trap (x2)
I take it four, five minutes
But after six I say
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Guy: My favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody. What about you?
Señora Lanza fan: I prefer shut your face, grandma
1. Social media wise: stop being nam internet thug talking and acting hard woth a keyboard behind a screen and being tough all in your head.
2. Real life and reality wise: stop talking tough and throw your hands up and fight already.
3. Combination of definition 1 & 2: Less talk, more action
The entire school was surprised when the new kid got tired of being bullied and told his bully to come out your face and proceeded to knock his bully out with a three piece combo punch
To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.
Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!