booty ass game Apex is killing it
Bill: Damn Jim Apex is about to kill fortnite about time
A game that made me lose faith in humanity
Teacher : Who Likes Fortnite?
Autistic kids : WE DO !
Autistic kids : WE LIKE FORTNITE ! WE LIKE FORTNITE ! WE LIKE FORTNITE !
A game that only 8-12 year old kids play.
They fortnite player creatures usually spend their mother’s credit cards on the online currency called “V-Bucks” to buy skins that they don’t need. They also refuse to take showers and beg to their moms to buy the battle pass.
Person 1: “Just got done playing fortnite babe”
Girl 1: “Why do I date you anymore? You spend 15 hours a day on this stupid game, you barely even talk to me. We’re Over!”
Fortnite is a game we’re kids 8-12 years olds spend their moms credits cards on skins because they have no concept of money.
It is also a game that people won’t shut the fuck up about at my school.
Girl: “Hey wanna hang out?”
Guy: “nO i’M pLaYiNg FoRtNiTe!”