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Butter made from the milk of any animal other than a cow. ie, human, dog, antelope, giraffe.
Gerth: "This toast tastes funny."
Nobby: "That's 'cause I made the butter."
Gerth: "You mean...."
Nobby: "That's right baby! It's butter from another udder!!"
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a bisexual person that regularly partakes in hetrosexual and homosexual experiences
Phil: i saw mike holding hands with jim. last week he was fucking that girl.
Joe: didn't you know he butters both sides of the bread
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When another person, or animal, licks peanut butter off your balls while you jerk off.
Man, my girl gave me a peanut butter knuckle fuck last night.
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When a woman is on her period and has period shits and wipes. It looks like peanut butter and strawberry jelly.
Man I had the worst peanut butter jelly wipe when I started my period this month...
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A sex act wherein a prostitute smears your penis with creamy Jif and gives you a blowjob, while you're dressed as Santa Claus
I'm so pissed off - I paid for a peanut butter ho ho yesterday, but the damn whore only had chunky Skippy and then it got all over my rented costume - worst office Christmas party ever.
Having a gangbang with 15 hookers while being covered in peanut butter
Lawrence: Is it bad to like having 15 Hookers and Peanut Butter
Adam: I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gangbang