little lad who loves berries and cream

A little lad who’s mummy isn’t around anymore but he still loves to do the little lad dance

“Look at that little lad who loves berries and cream doing the little lad dance”

Titanic's little known sisters the Olimpic and britannic

The Britanic sank in ww1 by a mine. And the Olimpic is in a privately owned dock owened by some random millionaire

Titanic's little known sisters the Olimpic and Britannic lasted longer than the Tittanic. ( just resently they found the Olimpics number plating is found in the Olimpic which can mean a cover up might of happened

Just a Little Death Wobble

A standing 69 in which the man does squats until his legs begin to wobble.
When he can squat no more the woman gets piledriven.

"Hey Mason. You have fun last night?"
"Yeah! She wanted Just a Little Death Wobble..."

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one hundred million smiling little ones

The little tadpoles in your semen

look at all those one hundred million smiling little ones in the microscope!

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lee howson's happy little helpers

happy little helpers of lee howson

"lee, get your happy little helpers off of me"

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a little bit too much cheese on the taco

suffering from thrush or other vaginal yeast/bacterial infections

Doctor: What symptoms have you got?
Woman: Well, I've got a little bit too much cheese on the taco...

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fill my little world right up

Have anal sex.

You know, up the ass.

Hey show some love,
you ain't so tough,
come fill my little world right up,
right up.

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