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I am not a homosexual. I love women, not men
Hold on my dude, I don't roll like that.
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rock and roll death watch is when the masses keep an eye out on a rock star when they are doing to many drugs or have developed heath problems like cancer
kieth richards has been on rock and roll death watch for the last 35 years
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When you are so fucking mad at someone for being in your way, stepping on your foot, bumping into you without apologizing or cutting you off in traffic .....
You simply MUST inform the offender of the most logical action they need to take to immediately get the living FUCK out of your way!!!
Literally, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK WITH A ROLLING DONUT??!!!??
Greg trips over his own feet; lurching sideways and desperately grasping for balance with a tray full of Starbuck$ coffee - continues to fall, spilling it all over Mitch and knocking him over - both of them landing on the floor.
Mitch responded by screaming at that cluster-fuck, Greg,
WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY , YOU JACK-WAGON??!!!!??
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When your banging a girl from on top, and then get off and proceed to jerk it as if to nut on her face, Then you quickly turn around, and surprise her with poop instead and then beat the crap out of her while calling her Rihanna.
Bitch, you'd better shut the f**k up or you'll get a rolling chris brown out!
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an act of butch bull dykes to not use store bought brands of tampons but to rool their own. common practise among hippies and tree huggers .
cotton and two zigzags bitch thats all u need ! Roll Your Own Tampon
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the holy bible of DIY punk rock, if you don't read Maximum Rock'n' Roll & you claim to be punk chances are you're a fucking poser!
I read the latest issue of Maximum Rock 'n' Roll & there was an interview with MDC that I thought was quite thought provoking.
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You fuck a girl in the ass and she shits on your dick. Then you put it in her vagina pull it out and wipe it across her face while she sucks on your balls.
I just finished doing a Saudi Arabian Tootsie Roll with this bad bitch!
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