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short version of "you know what they say"
(This phrase however is said with nothing after it)
Ted:"y'know what they say"
Bonkle: "what do they say?"
Ted: "uhhh" *scratches his temple*
Bobkle: "wtf why did you scratch me?"
Ted: ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
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what you say when you hear of douchebaggery, just before turning round and seeing the fucker could stomp yer arse into the dust. the line is usually delivered drunkenly and without knowing that the fucker will be seven foot and sexually frustrated
X- we have to leave some guy said he was gonna beat me down
Me- What fucker said that?
*titanicinflannel appears behind me*
Me- aw shit
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A followup phrase that can possibly make just about anything someone just said funny or horribly unfunny.
Despite what anyone says, this shit is still funny.
Are you through yet? I am getting tired of holding this.
Yeah, that's what she said.
Wayne's World 1991. Possibly the first time this was uttered on the silver screen, or at all for that matter.
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Sucking a dick consists of three or more head bobs , slight fondling of the balls, and tongue play. Cumshot is optional.
My friend asked me what is sucking a dick.
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That's What She Tweets is a website that accepts that's what she said jokes from Twitter. You can also submit the jokes via their website as well as vote for or against jokes, and comment on your favorite jokes.
Do you expect that to fit? - That's what she tweets (said)
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n. A phrase used in place of "excuse me?" or "what?" when something is misunderstood. Commonly used by rednecks and others who don't know the difference between your and you're.
Person: Mumble mumble mumble?
Redneck, Southerner, etc.: Do what now?
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This is used to prevent the awkward moment when you have nothing else to say in a conversation. But this makes the conversation more awkward.
Guy: I watched source code yesterday.
Girl: Oh. How did you like the movie?
Guy: It was great.
Girl: Nice.
Guy: So.....what else?
Girl:.........................
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