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Is a noun for a fish sandwich, but instead of adding fish you simply replace it with your cock.
Ingredients: Two pieces of bread, tartar sauce, cheese, and your cock.
“Hey Babe, you want a Filet O’ Cock tonight?”
“I could really go for a Filet O’ Cock Later”
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A woman under the age of 30 who takes pride in the fact she has no gag-reflex. She will get you off 100% of the time and will stop at nothing to make sure you're satisfied. However, she sucks away 1% of your soul, but adds 1yr to your life everytime you orgasm. (Also, legs may stop working for 5-10 minutes post nut) Careful.
Don't drive Susan home bro, she's a slurp-o-saurus. She gave me roadhead last week and I almost wrecked my car because my damn legs stopped working!
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the sauce served at whitespot. The makeing of it consists of milking a magical gnomes gentalia. when it is gathered it is then mixed with eggs and side of hash. Then it is baked to a milky white coulour and served with a side of magical mayo from a unicorns horn.
mhhhh triple-o sauce is soo good...oh oh oh
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A meme-o-holic is a person obsessed with memes. Usually they cancel plans because they need to catch up on the latest Comment Awards or watch all their missed episodes of dank doodle memes.
Ex: “Of course he didn’t show up at Mc Donald’s, he’s a meme-o-holic!
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The act of receiving head while shitting-except instead of shitting in a toilet you shit into a jack 'o' lantern. Most often occurs around Halloween
Dude I ain't gay or nothing, but that 11 year old boy dressed as Frodo just gave me a wicked grump 'o' lantern. Good old Jack now has a shit eating grin-literally. Happy Halloween!
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A big smelly whore who goes out to a new boy everyday she’s a twig cause all the drugs she does the crackhead and was left at home cause her parents don’t love her
Lydia are you coming out
Her- No I already went out to u cause I’m a whore
Lydia O Connor is a whore but funny
Lol
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To do somthing in a faster manner than what is required.
I beastonated through that test.
I just beastoned that civic in my vette.
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