2 definitions:
1. A phrase used by parents in utter disappointment of their child
2. A phrase used by friends of others mainly because their friend is boring, or if their friend did something that hurt the person’s reputation
Situation 1:
Dad: hey son, don’t touch that cactus
Son: *touches cactus*
Dad: your dead to me
Situation 2:
Friend: *has no interaction with anyone whatsoever*
Other friends: you’re dead to me
Situation 2.5:
Friend:*shows his/her absolute ass in front of everyone, embarrassing their friend*
Other friend: you’re dead to me
My crush: my boyfriend die last night
Me: plays movelook- sugarhill keem smoking on all deads 🚬
1) When a problem is encured, this phrase is used to tell another person that the originator's needs are simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future.
2) To be doomed to misery in the near future
3) A term used to refer to a homosexual that engages in necrophelia.
1) "Dude, you know how you need that kidney? Well, you're looking at being a dead man's lover."
2) "I got drunk last night instead of studying for my Physics final, I'm a dead man's lover."
Something someone will never understand with a couple.
Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.
Medicore, if you took all of the human beings that have ever existed and lined them up, this person would be dead in the middle. Completely unremarkable
That man is dead average. He comes a dime a dozen. Nothing going on
a literal idiot. so dumb to the point they have brain-dead syndrome.
gage: look at mason, he’s a fuckin idiot hanging out with his cocaine dealers. i wonder if he has brain-dead syndrome?
mason: smh 🤦 ♂️