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–adjective
1. highly pleasing to taste. The opposite to tastes like ass.
Boy, thanks grandma, this cookie tastes like tits.
An expression requesting a picture of naked breasts to serve as proof of having a girlfriend. Also used to question an online poster's sexual identity.
Rosencrantz: My girlfriend gave me such a great blowjob last night.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!
Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.
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when your tits are narrow at the top, round at the bottom and hang flat down to your belly button
did you see tessa take her top off last night? damned if she didn't have some rabbit ear tits.
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Very fucked up from substance abuse, can also be alcohol.
"That cunt is 'off his tits' in class every day."
"You were so 'off your tits' last night that you gave the taxi driver a $100 bill and said keep the change. Luckily I grabbed the money, but I yo' aint getting it back. Serve's yo' right for being so 'off tits'."
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When a female enters into a male safe space and subsequently announces her presence, "tits or gtfo" is a commonly used response by males to protect their space and avoid being "triggered."
The term signifies that the female in question should either reveal their breasts or promptly leaves the premises. This is necessary in order to demonstrate that she represents no psychological or physical threat to men, which is necessary due to the gynocentric society we currently live in.
Alternately the aforementioned males may simply adopt the feminist approach and scream "triggered" in a hysterical tone and run around, hopefully tripping, falling, and doing irreparable harm to themselves-in order to fully replicate the feminist response.
Please, thou showest thy tits or thou shalt leaveth immediately, tits or gtfo
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A small breasted girl who can easily pull off going braless cuz her tits are as big as tic tacs.
Check out Mary's tit-tacs...they are so small she's never had to purchase a bra.
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when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.
Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!
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