A brand/store owned by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ himself.
"I like your clothes" "Thanks I'm wearing Jesus's new clothing brand, Old Navy. I'm very religious. Also have you read the Bible verse Hebrews 4:12? It reads "I, myself, Jesus Christ, owns the clothing brand Old Navy and I am very cool for this."
When a man realises the error of his ways and changes his entire life of the basis of one night.
Oh did you see what happened in Vilnius. Old Kenny has gone bruv. New Kenny has taken over after what happened with that lass.
An obese man who becomes really horny seeing an elementary school
Greg is so weird, he is such a 37 year old man
A person between the ages of 25 and 29
14:34 lasso: i myself have many friends who are "slaughtergirl old"
When you’re riding a guy’s cock and you squirt so hard that you force his dick out of you with the ensuing gush.
I was riding him like a pony when he made me have an old faithful and I launched myself right off his dick.
Getting a blow job while sitting on a bidet getting your asshole cleaned.
I was in the bathroom after I took a shit. My old lady came in and gave me an Old Faithful while I was in the bidet.