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He is an awesome, loving, fair and smart guy. Always smiles with you even if bored.
He is authentic and loving kind.
#cute #awesome #hard working #loving
Mum 1: what's the name of your child.
Mum 2: why,do you want to know.
Mum 1: that's my son "Braine".
Mum 2: that's why he is cute and authentic
The loss of all rational thought as a person is overcome with an inhuman urge to gorge on fatty junk food and let themselves completely go.
Brian, barely able to breathe and struggling to remain upright through the onset of a severe food coma, blamed pig brain taking him over as he reached for another box of donuts.
To suck off on someones penis.
"I gave him that royal brain last night"
Someone who has a low IQ, isn't smart, dumb or has no braincells or all of them combined.
Mr. Y: Her brain doesn't brain
Mr. X: Her brain is water
Mr. Y: LMAO.. Yes she's water girl now with water brain
Mr. X: :skull:
MR X: her brain is water, water brain
Why?
Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs
A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.
Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”
For the fish named people whos brain acts like a goldish when it comes to memory or general listening.
Brodie you got that fish brain going on right now