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When your significant other eats an entire bag of Takis, then proceeds to give you a handjob and a blowjob. The sensation of the Taki powder burns your genitalia with pleasure and gives the receiver a euphoric sensation.
Guy #1: Hey, how'd it go with Jennifer last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was incredible. She gave me a Wet Taki
Guy #1: No way! That's insane!
An individual who willing makes hand to hand contact with another individual who has visibly licked their hand.
He saw me lick my hand and still shook my hand, what a wet willy dickbag
Like a wet willy, but when you shove your dick in someone's belly button.
Mary: I got a wet wilkie, it was terrorising rape.
when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul
“happy wet banana sunday”
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday”
when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.
"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"
A damp Roman aristocratic outfit
Straight guy : "Hey man you up for a wet toga?"
Gay guy: "What?"